Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Lame!

                           😐😐😐😉


I don't.

I don't write.

I don't write enough. 

I don't write enough due to the fear.

I don't write enough due to the fear of words.

I don't write enough due to the fear of words that sound lame.

I don't write enough due to the fear that lame words would be misunderstood as poetry.

I don't write enough because i don't want poetry to be misunderstood.

I don't write enough because i don't want poetry to be lame.

I don't write enough because i fear lame.

I don't know why i wrote this! Shame!

I don't know why.

I don't know.

I don't.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Angreji (UK) lingo for the desi medic! – An unofficial guide.

Globalization is on the rise. With increasing connectivity and collaboration between India and the UK, more and more Indian medics are training in the UK and more are expected to join.

This is a guide to the desi trained medic who comes to the UK for the very first time for further training and gets lost and overwhelmed in a completely new environment, culture, language and a whole set of words and phrases completely unheard of!

This blog post is an aftermath of a series of facepalm situations, blank stares, hain?!-moments, sighs, and multiple soul-shaking LOLs!


So, let’s begin the jargon!

1      1.     Pile

If you are just out of your surgery rotations, that’s not really a pleasant word to begin with. But given the fact that understanding all the new lingo is a pain up your a**, this is the right word to begin with.

That was my first day in one of the busiest A&Es in the UK. As I gazed around and tried understanding what the hell is happening around me, someone suddenly struck me with a question “Is it a single pile for now?”. I stood there as if I’m imitating one of those rocks at the Stonehenge! Motionless, speechless and lifeless! 



A 'pile’ refers to a pile/stack of patient notes – Usually the ones waiting to be seen by a clinician.
Usually there are different piles for different areas of the department (Majors, minors, triage) and you pick up the notes from these piles and start seeing your patient. The piles are sometimes combined if there is a smaller number of patients in the department.  I was just wondering if the ED is overcrowded, do they call it a pile up then?!

1    2.   BIBA 

As I stood there on the corridor like a lost man in Rajiv Chowk metro station, one of the consultants walked up to me and said, “start seeing patients and you will get used to it” and handed me some patient notes from the pile.
I started reading the notes. “Patient BIBA, c/o Chest pain 2/52” it said!
“Arrey  yaar! Ye BIBA kya hai? and what is this division exercise after chest pain? Is it a code or something? Is that a chest pain classification which I don’t know?” I thought.


Someone then explained that BIBA is the abbreviation for ‘Brought In By Ambulance’! Sometimes it is also written as brought in by LAS (London Ambulance Service) and
the duration of symptoms is denoted as 2/7 (2 days – denominator is the number of days in a week), 2/52 (2 weeks – denominator is the number of days in a year), 2/12 (2 months).

1    3.  Bleep!

Finally, I saw this patient with a complex cardiac history and I felt that he needs to be admitted under the cardiology team. I discussed with the consultant and he said, “Bleep the cardiology Registrar”. I nodded like I completely understood what he said and smiled! <>
“Matlab? Cardiology ko call karun? Missed call doon? Or computer alli enaadru press maadbeka?” I thought. 


If you are a 90s kid, you would probably know about a piece of technology called a pager which did a peek-a-boo. We still use that in NHS. Bleeping someone basically involves paging someone from a telephone nearby so that they can call you back on that number. Most of the registrars carry this futuristic gadget around their waist which goes into panic mode every now and then. At times you feel a false sense of self-importance if you are carrying one! Also, when it goes off when speaking to a patient you apologize and have a quick look at it so that patient knows you are a very busy bade doc saab!!

1    4.  Tannoy!

I somehow managed to bleep the cardiology registrar. He agreed to see the patient and requested if we could do a repeat Troponin. While I went to the cubicle to take some more blood sample the patient was missing. One of the nurses said, “he must have gone out for a smoke!”. “Well! That definitely is a cardioprotective strategy” I thought! I waited for almost an hour and there was no trace of patient anywhere around! I went straight to the charge nurse and said, “Now what?”.

“Did you Tannoy?” she asked while staring at the large computer screen and trying to manage a busy department full of patients.
The question was followed by an absolute silence for few seconds. This desi doc had heard that word for the first time in his life! “Emmmm…. Do what?” I asked with a quivery voice. “Tannoy him...Tannoy him” she said again!
“Ye Tanu Weds Manu kahaan se aagaya yahan pe” was all that I had in my mind!




Announcing something on a loudspeaker which is heard by the entire population of the department is called a tannoy!
Given the fact that it is annoying to hear loud announcements over your head, especially while you are speaking to the patients and during handovers, the name t(annoy) is very apt and well thought of!
Probably the usage of the word comes from the British loudspeaker manufacturing company with the same name and is used as a verb now. It’s more like the Xerox being synonymous with photocopying in India!

1    5.   Clerking!

My patient reappeared amidst the smokes (quite literally) and I explained to him the plan that he’s going to be admitted for further investigations and a cardiologist would see him. I also updated the charge nurse who helped me tannoy without getting annoyed by my never-ending questions in a busy department that ‘the patient is coming in’ (the phrase commonly used for admission). She was happy with the plan and told me that she’d book a bed for my patient. Then came the next question, “Did you finish clerking?”


“Clerks toh SBI mein hote hain! and I toh finished 10th, then 2 years PUC then medical college. Clerk toh raha nahi kabhi?! Ab ye kya hai?” I thought.

Writing patient notes is referred to as ‘clerking’. Everyone clerks after seeing the patient. There will be A&E clerking, medical clerking, surgical clerking and so on!
Luckily the nurse was kind enough to explain this to me again after my tannoy goof up!

1    6.   Vetting

Since patient number 1 was sorted I picked up patient number 2. This was a 96-year-old grandpa with h/o fall and head injury who needed a CT scan of his head.
I requested the CT scan on the computer after a bit of struggling and a bit of help from kind colleagues. I called up the radiographer to see if I can shift the patient for the scan. Radiographer on the other side of the phone took details and said “It’s not vetted yet! Have you called the radiology reg to vet the scan?”
“*looong pause+blank expression on face* No. Will call them now” I said before disconnecting the call.
Until then I only knew of ‘wet’ and a veterinary wala vet. A quick google search revealed there is a verb ‘vet’ which means ‘to make a careful and critical examination of (something)’.
Someone explained that for most of the CT request I need to call up the radiology registrar and discuss with him so that he ‘vets’ the scan and then only the scan will be done.
Suddenly the radiology registrar’s image turned out to be something like this in my mind! 


Mallus in the house, you can call this entire process ‘Vettam’!
(OK. I will stop before someone slaps me for this :-P) 

1    7.     Breach!

You will hear this very often. Like every 10 seconds probably. The greater number of times you hear something like “your patient is breaching in 8 minutes what’s your plan?” the more trouble you are in!

Every patient who comes to the ED must be assessed and disposed (either admission, discharge or appropriate referral) within a time frame of 4 hours as per national standards. Anyone staying beyond 4 hours without an appropriate plan in the emergency department is considered a breach. Trusts lose money as they get penalized if they are unable to reach this target so there is pressure from top which trickles down to you and you will be constantly hounded by people if you are not quick enough or the circumstances lead you to the edge of 4 hours!


BTW this has nothing to do with the breach presentation you learnt in your OBG postings! 


1     8.     Water!

“Really?! You think I don’t even know the meaning of water?” You might ask. Well! Even I thought I knew the meaning until I came across this completely new meaning.
Not a medical lingo but urine is often referred to as water by many patients!!!

So, if someone sees blood in urine and gets frightened – ‘Pani da rang vekh ke akhiyaan cho anju rul de’!!! (#OkBye)

 9. Stone!

“Have you lost any weight recently?” I asked the old patient who was concerned about his recent lethargy.
“I have lost about 3 stones in the last 2 months” he said. “Oh! You had kidney stones as well?” I asked him again quickly. Both of us stared at each other for 10 seconds before I could realize he was still talking about his weight!
1 stone = 6.35029 kilograms and is commonly used by patients to describe weight. Count your stones! 

(Wait! Where did this image pop up from?!)

 10.     Blue light / Blue call

As I admitted the old man under medics I once again heard a loud tannoy which said “Adult blue light to ED resus. ETA 6 minutes” and multiples bleeps went off as if there would be a spacecraft launch in few minutes or something! “Ye ho kya raha hai, bhai?!” I thought to myself. It also felt for a moment as if I’m watching some Hollywood thriller with all the action around!



Any priority 1 patient coming to the resus area of the ED is referred as being ‘blue lighted’ and the ambulance staff will notify the ED prior to arrival with an ETA (Estimated Time of Arrival) so that the staff can be ready to do the needful.
But if that turns out to be some drunk guy with low GCS prior to arrival but got up just on arrival to ED and is now GCS 15/15, you can sing this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEnLt3pasxE (I know! But I can’t help it! :-P) 


Ok! I’ll Stop (for now).

By the way, accents are a different story altogether which will make you go “Kaunsi bhaasa bol raha hai ye banda?”

While in London beware of the ‘Cockney accent’. Learn the basics here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WvIwkL8oLc

Well, the Scottish accent? Don’t even get me started!
Maybe it’s worth looking at these videos:
When the accent Is way too hard to understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHmoKYinic

These are the top 10 lingos and some essential tips to make life a wee bit easier! There are many more you will come across, but this is the essential starter pack!
Hope you have a pleasant time in the UK! Jai Hind! 😊

PS: If you don’t understand something, ASK! People are generally very friendly and helpful!

Acknowledgment: Thanks to all the amazing staff at Northwick Park Hospital (London North West University Healthcare NHS Trust) who were supportive throughout and never made me feel unsupported during the process of a massive change and tolerated all the blank stares!

Disclaimer: Views expressed here are the opinion of author only (of course!) and not that of the employer/NHS or any other organization. 



Author:














Apoorva Chandra
MBBS, MRCEM (UK)
Higher Specialty Trainee (ST4) in Emergency Medicine
Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh
Scotland
United Kingdom
Twitter: @apoorvamagic 

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Team ER



Challenge the clock and count upto four
I've no clue what's coming in through the door!
Adrenaline is in our veins and we love it to the core,
"Oh! You've got coffee ? Get me some more!"

That old man who's gonna crash?
Or this angry young man who has got no cash.
A breathless kid or a broken arm
Anyone, anything, anytime is our norm.

When you fail to answer your airway's quest,
when you have got problems with your chest,
On our laryngoscopes thee tongue rest,
and to save you we try our best.

We have planned for every 'unplanned drill'
we are manned even when the rest comes to a still.
Even-though the task seems uphill,
Relax! we are here to help you; chill!

When your world hangs between heaven and hell,
when you can no more sniff the uncertainty's smell,
when you have none on whom you can dwell,
sit beside, we have got stories to tell!

Whoever you are, we are here to care
"Oh! You've got coffee? Can you please share?!"

Saving *more* lives is our everyday  theme
We do it best when we are a team!


Friday, January 8, 2016

मूँग दाल !

1.

ಇಂದು, ನಿನ್ನೆಯ ಒಡನಾಟಾದಲಿ ಕಳೆಯುತಿದ್ದೆ.
ನಿನ್ನೆಗೇ ಬೇಸರವೆನಿಸಿ ಮುಂದೆ ಹೋಗೆಂದಿತು.
ಇಂದೀಗ ನಿನ್ನೆಯಿಲ್ಲ.

ನಿನ್ನೆಯ ನೆನಪುಗಳ ಖಜಾನೆಯೊಂದರಲಿ ಶಬ್ದವೊಂದು ಸಿಕ್ಕಿತ್ತು.
ಇಂದು ಪ್ರಖರ ಬೆಳದಿಂಗಳು.

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2.

ಶಿಥಿಲ ಅಡಿಪಾಯದ ಮೇಲೆ ನಿಂತಿರುವ ಕೋಟೆ. 
ಮೇಲಿಂದ ಒಂದೊಂದೇ ಕಲ್ಲುಗಳು ಕೆಳಬಿದ್ದು ಒಬ್ಬೊಬ್ಬರನ್ನಾಗಿ ಕೊಲ್ಲುತ್ತಿವೆ. 
ಉಳಿದವರ ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳಲಿ ಧೂಳು ತುಂಬಿದೆ.

ಧರ್ಮಮಾರ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಚರಿಸಬೇಕೆಂದರೆ 'ಧರ್ಮದ' ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆಯೇನೂ ಇಲ್ಲವೆಂಬ ಸತ್ಯವಾಕ್ಯವ ನುಡಿದರೆ ಸ್ವಯಂಘೋಷಿತ ಧರ್ಮರಕ್ಷಕರಾರೂ ಮೆಚ್ಚರು ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ- ದೇವರಿಲ್ಲದಹಳ್ಳಿVG

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3.

ಹೇಗೋ ಒಮ್ಮೊಮ್ಮೆ ನಿರ್ಜೀವವವಾಗಿದ್ದ ಮೆದುಳಿನ ಭಾಗವೊಂದು ಅಗ್ನಿಪರ್ವತದಂತೆ ಭೋರ್ಗರೆಯುತ್ತಾ ಸಿಡಿದೆದ್ದು ಶಬ್ದಗಳ ಲಾವಾಪ್ರವಾಹವನು ಹರಿಸಿದಂತೆ!

ಗೋಜಲು ಗೋಜಲಾಗಿ ಬಿದ್ದಿದ್ದ ಹಳೆಯ ಬಟ್ಟೆಗಳ ಶಿಖರದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದ ಕೆಂಪು ಬಸ್ಸಿನ ಟಿಕೇಟಿನಲ್ಲಿರುವ 2 ರಂಧ್ರಗಳನ್ನು ಕವಿತೆಯೆನ್ನಬಹುದೇ?

ಶಬ್ದಗಳಿಗೇನೋ ಸಮಯದ ಅಭಾವವಂತೆ.
ಆದರೂ ಇದೇಕೋ ತೋರುತಿದೆ ಬರೀ ನೆಪದಂತೆ.
ಕವಿತೆಯಾದರೆ ಬುದ್ದಿಜೀವಿಗಳು (ಅಪ) ಅರ್ಥ ಕಲ್ಪಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆಂಬ ಭಯವಂತೆ!

ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದೆರಡು ಸಾಲು ಗೀಚಿದೆ.
'ಓ, ಪರವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ, ಚೆನ್ನಾಗೇ ಇದೆ' ಅಂದುಕೊಂಡೆ.
ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷಿಗೆ ತರ್ಜುಮೆಯೂ ಮಾಡಿದೆ.
ರಾಹುಲ್ ಗಾಂಧಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಿದಂತಾಯಿತು!

ಆಗೀಗ ಹೀಗೆ ಶಬ್ದಗಳು ಕುಣಿಡಾಡಿದಾಗ ಕವಿತೆಯಾಗಬಹುದೇನೋ ಎಂಬ ಹುಚ್ಚು ಬಯಕೆ!

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

rED Rhymes

                                   



                                  1

This restless dude (in triage) who's about to fly,
Got a new year gift, for a lie.
Can you hear him cry?                                                        
As if he's gonna die!
Ah! His girlfriend(?s) slapped him; sigh!
And yes! there's a rED eye.

                                   2

There's another on the bed.
Silent, but not yet dead.
To almost death he bled.
"Reserve blood and start CPR" we said.
As the family watched in dread,
with their eyes watery and rED,
Hope was the only thing common in our head!

                                 3

Here comes another guy; with a stye.
Wearing a pink, flowery tie.
As if he has just fallen from the sky!
We all gave him a try.
His eye too was rED and ours dry!
OMG! 'Bheja fry'!

                              4

That old lady on bed no. 2,
Few good words are all we could do.
She has got a cancer and she knows it too.
Though she might die in a day or two,
She's happy looking at her grand-kid coo.
Her eyes rED, not one, two!

                             5

Hmm! This lady on bed 9
Just wanted to hear that she's 'still' alive and fine!
While she was having her royal dine,
with a large cup of old brewed wine
(it seems) She heard a 'call' from the God, divine!
Her eyes weren't red; but was it really wine?





(Dedicated to the Department of Emergency Medicine)

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Anarchy!








Yes, they were indeed flowers,
But without any colors.

They were afraid of the raging sun 
And those rays which looked like a gun.

They feared his monopoly and powers.
Afterall they were just flowers          .

They turned their faces away from him.
Just waiting to escape from the burning brim.

Some were in confusion still.
They knew that they can’t just kill.

Very few decided to stand up and block him with all their might.
They tried to hold the sun with their arms, tight.

Some even poked him in the centre – bright.
Behind them they wanted to ‘create’ a night!
but before the sun was out of sight.

I’ve no idea who’s right.
And I don’t have a camera which works in the night…!!

(Shot on 20/02/2012 @ SSMC Campus, Tumkur)

Friday, July 19, 2013

Facepalm!



I'm writing this because I've got a paper and a pen.
Although the mind said "Dude!, this is not how it's done!"

I said, "you are not the one;
Stop drawing margins with the gun".

Abstract ideas hinting something are on the run.
Or are they just bland thoughts having mindless fun?

There's this part of the brain which always thinks about the stars and the sun.
and also another part, undiscovered; which has allowed none.

From nowhere i hear a voice "You are rhyming for the sake of a rhyme!"
"Do you know that this is a serious crime?"

I'm back to my senses.
I seem to have committed a series of offences.

*Hears the siren of a police vehicle*

"Oh! Shit!"
"I quit!" ;-)

-ACP

Thursday, May 2, 2013

ಕನ್ನಡಿ


ಅದ್ಯಾವುದೋ ಅಸ್ಪಷ್ಟ ಭಾವವೊ೦ದರಲಿ, ಸ್ಪಷ್ಟ ಕನ್ನಡಿಯೊ೦ದನ್ನು ಒಡೆದಿದ್ದೆ.
ಇದ್ದರೂ ಇಲ್ಲದ೦ತಾಗಿ ಆ ಕಾಳ ರಾತ್ರಿಯಲಿ, ಕಣ್ಣು ಮಿಟುಕಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡೇ ಮಲಗಿದ್ದೆ.

ಸುತ್ತಿಗೆಯೇಟುಗಳೇ ಹೀಗೆ, ತು೦ಬಾ ವಿಚಿತ್ರ.
ಮತ್ತೆ ಬಾರದೇ ಇರಬಹುದು ನಿಖರ ಚಿತ್ರ.

ಆದರೂ...

ಚೂರುಗಳನಾಯ್ದು ಸರಿಹೊ೦ದಿಸಿದೆ.
ಒಡೆದ ತುಣುಕುಗಳನು fevistickನಿ೦ದ ಬ೦ಧಿಸಿದೆ.

ಸರಿಪಡಿಸಿದ ಕನ್ನಡಿಯನ್ನು "ಮಾಡರ್ನ್ ಆರ್ಟ್" ಎ೦ದು ಕರೆದು ಯಥಾಸ್ಥಳದಲ್ಲಿ ತೂಗುಹಾಕಿದೆ.
ಈಗ ಹೇಳದಿರುವುದು ಬಾಕಿ ಏನೂ ಇಲ್ಲ; ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಿದೆ.

ಒ೦ದಾಗಿದ್ದ ಮುಖ ಈಗ ಹತ್ತಾದೀತು.
(ಆದರೂ) ಪ್ರತಿ ತುಣುಕಿನಲ್ಲೂ ನನ್ನ ಮುಖ ಮತ್ತೆ ಕ೦ಡೀತು.

ಮೊದಲಿನ೦ತಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೂ ಈಗ ಮತ್ತೆ ನಾನಿದ್ದೇನೆ, ಕನ್ನಡಿಯೂ ಇದೆ.
ಕನ್ನಡಿಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲದೆ ನನ್ನನ್ನು ನಾನೇ ನೊಡಿಕೊ೦ಡ ಭಾವನೆ ಜೊತೆಗಿದೆ.
-ACP
--Inspired by a FB post by 'JOGI'.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Earth - aa ??! (ಅರ್ಥ??) ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ..!!




ನಾನು ಭೂಮಿಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದು.....

"ದಿನವೂ ತಿರುಗುವ ಭೂಮಿಯೇ, ಒ೦ದೆರಡು ದಿನ ನಿ೦ತು ನೋಡು.
ಅದೇಕೋ ಜನಸಾಗರದಿ ಒ೦ಟಿಯಾಗಿರುವೆ, ಒ೦ದೆರದು ಕ್ಷಣ ಮಾತನಾಡು.

ಮಾತನಾಡೋಣವೆ೦ದರೆ ಸುತ್ತಲೂ ಯಾರೊಬ್ಬರೂ ಇಲ್ಲ (ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಇದ್ದರೂ...!!)
ಬಾಗಿ ನೋಡಿದರೆ, ಮೌನಿ, ಬರೀ ನೀನಿರುವೆಯಲ್ಲಾ..!!

ನೀ ತಿರುಗುವುದಕೆ ಕಾರಣವು ಯಾರೊಬ್ಬರಿಗೂ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ!
ಆದರೆ ತಿರುಗುವ ನಿನಗೆ ನಿಲ್ಲುವುದೂ ಗೊತ್ತಿರಬೇಕಲ್ಲಾ..!!?

ಅವರೆಲ್ಲಾ ನೀನು ನಿಲ್ಲುವುದಸಾಧ್ಯವೆ೦ದು ತೀರ್ಪು ನೀಡಿಹರು.
ಬುದ್ಧಿಜೀವಿಗಳೆಲ್ಲಾ ನಿನ್ನ ಅಸಾಧ್ಯತೆಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಕವನ ಬರೆದಿಹರು.

ನಿನಗೆ ಸ್ವ೦ತಿಕೆಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲವೆ೦ಬ೦ತೆ ಎಲ್ಲೆಲೂ ಬಳಸಿಹರು.
ನಿರ೦ತರ ತಿರುಗುವಿಕೆಗೆ ಮನಬ೦ದ೦ತೆ ಅರ್ಥ ಕಲ್ಪಿಸಿಹರು.

ನೀ ತಿರುಗುವುದರ ಅರ್ಥ ನನಗೂ ಗೊತ್ತಿದೆಯೆ೦ದೇನಲ್ಲ.!
ಆದರೆ ತಿರುಗುವ ನಿನಗೆ ನಿಲ್ಲುವುದೂ ಗೊತ್ತಿರಬೇಕಲ್ಲಾ..!!?

ನಿನ್ನ ಜೊತೆಗಿರುವೆ ನಾ, ನನ್ನ ಮಾತನ್ನು ಕೇಳು.
ಒ೦ದೊಮ್ಮೆ ನಿ೦ತು ನೀ ಉತ್ತರವ ಹೇಳು.

ನಾ ತಿರುಗಿಸಿದ ಬುಗುರಿಯೂ ಸುಸ್ತಾಗಿ ನಿ೦ತು ಹೋಗಿದೆ.
ಮತ್ತೆ ತಿರುಗಿಸಬೇಕೆ೦ಬ ಆಸೆಯೂ ನನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಬತ್ತಿಹೋಗಿದೆ.

ಬಣ್ಣಬಣ್ಣದ ಬುಗುರಿ ತಿರುಗಿದಾಗ ಒ೦ದೇ ಬಣ್ಣಕ್ಕೆ ’ತಿರುಗಿತ್ತು’.
ನೀನೂ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ನಿ೦ತರೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ವರ್ಣಮಯವಾಗುವೆ ಅನಿಸಿತ್ತು.

ಆದರೂ ಯಾಕೆ ನೀ ಏನೂ ಕೇಳಿಸದ೦ತೆ ತಿರುಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀಯಾ??
ಅಥವಾ ಕೇಳಿಸಿಕೊ೦ಡು ನೊ೦ದು ಮರುಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀಯಾ??

ನೀ ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ನಿ೦ತು ನಿನ್ನ ಕಥೆಯನ್ನು ಹಾಡು.
"ನೀನಿಷ್ಟೇ..!!" ಅ೦ದವರಿಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಉತ್ತರವ ನೀಡು.

ಭೂಮಿ ನನಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದು......

"ಅರ್ಥವಾಗದವರ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಮೌನವೇ ಹಾಡು...!!
ನಾನೂ ಒ೦ಟಿಯಾಗಿದ್ದೇನೆ ಬಾ, ನನ್ನೊಡನೆ ಒಡನಾಡು..!!"
 -ACP

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

ಗೆರೆಯೆಳೆಯುವುದೆಲ್ಲಿ...??? (Where do we draw the line?)




ನಿನ್ನ ಹಸ್ತದಲ್ಲೊ೦ದು ಅನ೦ತ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯ.
ನಿಶ್ಯಬ್ದವಾಗಿ ಸತ್ಯ ಹೇಳುವ ರೇಖೆಗಳ ಚಾತುರ್ಯ.
ನಿಸ್ತೇಜಗೊಳ್ಳದ ಹಸಿವೆ ಆ ನಿನ್ನ ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳಲ್ಲಿ,
ಬೇಟೆಯನ್ನಾಗಲೇ ಹುಡುಕಿಟ್ಟಿವೆ ನೋಟಗಳಲ್ಲಿ.

ಹಾಗಾದರೆ...ಯಾಕೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ಈ ಊಹೆಯಾಟ..??
ವಿದಾಯವೋ, ಕಾಯುವುದೋ ಎ೦ಬ ಪರದಾಟ..!!

ನಾಳೆಯು ನನ್ನಿ೦ದ ಏನನ್ನು ಬಯಸುವುದೋ ನಾನರಿಯೆ.
ನಾ ಏನು ನೋಡಿದರೇನು?, ನಿಷ್ಪ್ರಯೋಜಕವೆ೦ಬುದು ಸರಿಯೇ.!
ನಾಳೆಯೆ೦ಬುದು ನನ್ನ ಚಿತ್ರಣವಾಗಿರುವುದಸಾಧ್ಯವಾದರೆ, ಕೇಳು...
ನಾ ಗೆರೆಯನೆಳೆಯುವುದೆಲ್ಲಿ ಎ೦ತಾದರೂ ನೀ ಹೇಳು..!!

ದಿನವೂ ರಸ್ತೆಯಲಿ ಜ್ವಾಲೆಗಳ, ನೆರಳುಗಳ ನೃತ್ಯ.
ಯಾರೂ ಕೇಳಿರದ೦ತಹಾ ಕಾವ್ಯದ ಸೃಷ್ಟಿ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿವೆ ನಿತ್ಯ.
ಒ೦ಟಿತನದ ಭಾರ ನಿನ್ನ ಪಾದಗಳ ಮೇಲೆ ಕಾಲೂರಿ ನಿ೦ತಾಗಿದೆ.
ಆ ಬಡ ಹಕ್ಕಿಯ ಸುತ್ತಲೂ ಪ೦ಜರವ ಹೆಣೆದಾಗಿದೆ.

ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಮುರಿದು ಬೀಳುವ ಮುನ್ನ, ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಎ೦ದೆ೦ದಿಗೂ ಅತೃಪ್ತವಾಗುವ ಮುನ್ನ,
ಮುಖವಾಡ ಧರಿಸಿರುವವರ ಗು೦ಪ ಸೇರಿಕೊಳ್ಳೋಣವೇ ನಾವಿನ್ನ??!

ಆ ತ೦ಪಾಗಿಸುವ ಗಾಳಿಯೆಲ್ಲಿದೆ??
ಎ೦ದೂ ಹಸಿರಾಗಿರುವ ತೋಟಗಳೆಲ್ಲಿವೆ??
ಅವ್ವನ ತೆರೆದ ಬಾಹುಗಳೆಲ್ಲಿವೆ??
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಸಿ೦ಹದ೦ತಹ ಹೃದಯವೆಲ್ಲಿದೆ??

ಚಳಿಗಾಲದ ಕ೦ದು ತರಗೆಲೆಗಳೊ೦ದಿಗೆ,
ಎ೦ದೂ ದುಃಖಿಸದ ಆ ಅವನೊ೦ದಿಗೆ,
ಅದೇಕೋ ಸೂರ್ಯ ಮುಳುಗಿದ೦ತಿದೆ,
ಶೂನ್ಯ ಭೂಮಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಲಗಿದ೦ತಿದೆ.

ನಾಳೆಯು ನನ್ನಿ೦ದ ಏನು ಬಯಸುತ್ತದೋ ನಾನರಿಯೆ.
ನಾ ಏನು ನೋಡಿದರೇನು? ನಿಷ್ಪ್ರಯೋಜಕವೆ೦ಬುದು ಸರಿಯೇ..!!
ನಾವೆಲ್ಲರೂ ಅ೦ಧನೊಬ್ಬನ ಹಿ೦ದೆ ನಡೆಯುತಿರೆ ಹೀಗೆ,
ಗೆರೆಯೆಳೆಯಬೇಕಾದುದೆಲ್ಲೆ೦ದು ತಿಳಿಯುವುದಾದರೂ ಹೇಗೆ??!!

ನಾಳೆಯು ನನ್ನಿ೦ದ ಏನು ಬಯಸಿದರೇನ೦ತೆ?!,
ನಾನಿಲ್ಲಿರುವೆನಲ್ಲಾ....ಗರಿಗೆದರಿದ ಹಕ್ಕಿಯ೦ತೆ.
ಜೀವನದ ಕುರುಹುಗಳನ್ನಾಯ್ದುಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಮುಕ್ತ.
ತೋಚಿದಲ್ಲೆಲ್ಲಾ ಗೆರೆಯೆಳೆಯುವಷ್ಟು ಶಕ್ತ....!!!!

-ACP

-Translation of the song "Where do we draw the line" by Finnish band 'Poets of the fall'

Thursday, October 20, 2011

ಹೀಗೊ೦ದು (ಹೀಗೂ) ಸಾವು .....ಎ೦ಚಿ ಸಾವು ಮಾರ್ರೆ..!!


    
ಆತ ಸತ್ತು ಹೋಗಿದ್ದ ಅ೦ದಿದ್ದರು.
ನೂರಾರು ಮ೦ದಿ ನೋಡಲೂ ಬ೦ದಿದ್ದರು.

ಸತ್ತಿದ್ದ೦ತೂ ನಿಜ, ಆದರೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲಿಗೆ೦ದು ಯಾವನೊಬ್ಬನಿಗೂ ತಿಳಿದಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ.
ಸತ್ತಾತ ಹೋಗುವ ಮೊದಲು ಹೇಳಿರಲೂ ಇಲ್ಲ.

ಆತ ಹೋಗಿರುವುದು ನಿಜವೆ೦ದು ನ೦ಬುವ ಹಾಗಿಲ್ಲ.
ಇರುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಸಮರ್ಥನೆ ನೀಡುವ ಸ್ಥಿತಿಯಲ್ಲೂ ಅವನಿಲ್ಲ.

ತಾವು ನೋಡಿದ್ದೇನೆ೦ದು ಅವರಿಗೇನೂ ತಿಳಿದ೦ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ.
ತಿಳಿದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ಗೋಜಿಗೂ ಅವರು ಹೋದ೦ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ.
ಒ೦ದೆರಡು ಕಣ್ಣೀರು ಬಿಟ್ಟರೆ ಅವರೇನೂ ಕಳೆದುಕೊ೦ಡ೦ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ.

ಈ ನಾಟಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಇಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಕಥೆ ಮುಗಿಯಿತೆ೦ದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದು ಒ೦ದ೦ಕೆ.
ಮತ್ತೆ ಇದು ಆರ೦ಭವಿರಬಹುದೇನೋ ಎ೦ಬ ಸಣ್ಣದೊ೦ದು ಶ೦ಕೆ.

Shakespeare ಪ್ರಕಾರ ಹೇಳುವುದಾದರೆ ಅವನ ಸಾವು ನಾಟಕದ ಪಾತ್ರ.
Newton ಪ್ರಕಾರವಾದರೆ, ಸಾವೆ೦ಬ ಆಕ್ಶನ್ ಹುಟ್ಟೆ೦ಬ ರಿಯಾಕ್ಶನ್ ಗೆ ನೆಪ ಮಾತ್ರ.

ಹೇಗೆ ನೋಡಿದರೂ ಅವನು ಸತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ.
ಹಾಗಾದರೆ.........!!!
ಸಾವು, ನಾನು ಬರೆದದ್ದು, ಎರಡೂ ಏನೆ೦ದು ನನಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ...!!!!